Several years ago, my mom invested in a pair of really fabulous candlesticks. They are plate, not sterling, but very nice--the kind of candlesticks you hand down. Actually, I guess they are more candelabra, rather than candlesticks. Whatever, they're fancy.
The other day, at my parents house, I noticed that the candelabra were sitting on a table in the dining room. No wait, I thought. I had just seen those on a table in the gallery. I whirled around. Pair in dining room, AND in gallery. Four candlesticks. "Mom? Did you find another pair of candelabra?"
I guess you have to know that my mom is pretty good at finding things. Big things. Like furniture. And candelabra. She grinned from ear to ear. "I did! For $45 a piece on ebay." Um, seriously? Basically, that equates to finding a 2.5 carat diamond ring for $500 bucks. She got a STEAL.
"Well, I bet you were safronified that day," I said.
"Yes, I was." She was obviously incredibly tickled with her deal.
Fast forward to today. Right now. This moment. 2:30 a.m. on some day, on some unknown countdown, headed toward the birth of our first child.
I am NOT safronified.
I am beyond miserable, and doing my best to not complain (to everyone but this blog, obviously). I actually put on make-up tonight, just to make myself feel better. I never wear make-up, so this means I'm feeling pretty crunky. I want this kid to get here. I'm ready. I've googled "cm dilated" and "braxton hicks" and "high blood pressure pregnancy" until I'm pretty sure I came to the end of the Internets on the subject. If anything, I have resigned myself to living with what every single site remotely dedicate to pregnancy predicts: that this baby will arrive when he's ready, but not before then.
Until then, since I can't sleep, I'll go google some more. Again.